I am utterly insane.

"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

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i get walked into in the hall:
sorry
i get knocked and drop my books:
sorry
i get pushed against the wall:
sorry
i get pushed down a couple of stairs:
sorry
i get pushed out the window:
sorry
i get run over by a car:
sorry
i get murdered:
sorry